quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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