why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
This is classic penis vs brain.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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