Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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