Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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