fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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