Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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