please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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