i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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