I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my liver is dry heaving
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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