so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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