ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
