She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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