i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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