i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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