Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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