38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I had to cum in my sink.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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