oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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