champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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