Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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