Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
and she was petting her beer can
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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