Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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