I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If I die, sorry about rent.
i think im in europe. pls send help
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
