Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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