Non-Jews are for practice
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
we're making bets on your personal life
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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