We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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