Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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