so explain again why im purple
no
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize