What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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