My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Dick very happy bro
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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