i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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