let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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