Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
only you would photoshop your dick
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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