lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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