Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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