Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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