She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
it glows. i had to have it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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