I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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