i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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