would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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