my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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