better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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