Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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