she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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