take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I can text with my tongue
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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