Are we in a gay sports bar?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
