you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
