ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
