used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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