one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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