Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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