did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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