Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
i think my cat just said my name.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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